twittervlog - The Phaaantommm of the Vlogosphere is here... INSIDE MY MIIIIND...

Send me things to do! to rupert at fatgirlinohio dot org, or by commenting here or twittering @ruperthowe ! PLEASE! I'm going stir- & pain- crazy under this bag :)
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phil "dmouse" campbell said...

Right now i am in shock. Are you gonna be ok? - i mean dude, your wearing a tesco bag. :)

So when you gonna be ok again? - doctors says much?

trine said...

i know, that tesco bag CANNOT be helping you!

rupert, i am quite concerned about this. please at least use one of thoe trendy "I am not a bag"-bags from sainsbury's or something...

Rupert said...

i tried an ocado bag, but it ripped too much. and if i used a trendy not a bag bag, what would i do for eye holes? i wouldn't be able to cut any into it, and people would laugh at me.

doctor tomorrow. but the internet prognosis is 7-10 days, suck it up and wait.

The Faux Press said...

Holy shite!

Good luck, man.

That totally sux.

Saying a wee prayer for ya.

missbhavens said...

Poor blistery Rupert!Eeek! Are they in your mouth? You can gargle and swish around some warm salty water in your mouth...that should help with the swelling and pain.

Soak your hands and feet in an Aveeno bath... do you have Aveeno over there? It's like an oatmeal bath...comes in green packets. Very soothing. Or you could also try cornstarch. Make a paste with some water and smear it all over yourself.

Take some Tylenol!

And (this might seem obvious) don't shave till it's totally gone!

I have to agree that a plastic bag is not the way to go. Maybe an old t-shirt with holes cut out for your eyes?

ryanne hodson said...

sipping beer
catching up on twittervlog
friday night for ryanne...

David Meade said...

lol oh man ... I'm sorry to say that despite my concern for you I couldnt help but laugh (hard) when I saw the plastic bag mask / rubber gloved shot.

About the time I recovered I heard the oh so casual statement: "...and I ... haven't been eating much shit lately, so ..."

lol ... comedy in the face of being cursed, that's twittervlog for ya.

vveerrgg said...

OMG! that is painful... but painfully funny as well.

Where and how you got this foot and mouth thing... outter space? jilted neighbor? spiders?

Glad to see you're on the road to recovery! I love the bag... don't retire it yet.. you should do more twitters with that bag in memory of the event.